ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.
singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

ryuuhousdick:

the fifty shades of grey movie seems really promising

ryuuhousdick:

the fifty shades of grey movie seems really promising

illumahottie:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

P L E A S E J E S U S L O R D H E L P

jimdoesntcarrey:

jimdoesntcarrey:

i have a speech in Art tomorrow on Surrealism and this is all i have so far

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update: the class groaned collectively 

shrewdshrew:

if someone gave this to me i would die

joshpeck:

when you are showing your friend something that you love but they are completely uninterested

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terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

*on a date*
me: *pulls out clipboard*
me: age?
date:
date:
date: uh... 18
me: ok. check. got any kids?
date: no
me: check. club penguin username?
date: what's that?
me: *drops clipboard*

funkybug:

snailofficial:

agendr:

but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

snails are truly upstanding citizens

 
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